New · only at Martian Cow
Every card comes with a song about them.
Pick a card, tell us three things about them, and we'll write and record a 30-second song they can play from the card. Printed and posted in the UK, next day.
A free song with every card
Tell us three things about them. We write and record a 30-second song they can play from the card.
Next day delivery
Order by 9pm for Royal Mail Tracked 24. 1st Class from £1.90. Posted straight to them or to you.
Printed in the UK
Thick 350gsm card, premium envelope, your message printed inside. From £3.99.
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Autumn Baby Pumpkin Spice Birthday Card
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How the free song works
- 1
Pick a card and personalise it
Add their name to the front and your message inside, like any other card shop.
- 2
Tell us three things about them
Their name, what they love, an in-joke. Pick a style: pop, rap, country, opera…
- 3
They scan, they laugh, they cry
Your card arrives with a QR code. One scan plays a 30-second song written just for them.
Pair the card with a gift
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Pairs with any cardChampagne Brut NV 75cl
£34.99 · Proper champagne, for the news that deserves it.
Pairs with any cardLetterbox flowers, fresh stems
£24.99 · Fresh flowers through the letterbox, no one needs to be in.
Pairs with any cardRosé & treats hamper
£29.99 · The big one.
Pairs with any cardLuxury chocolate box, 9 pieces
£14.99 · Proper chocolates in a proper box.
Shop by occasion
Big occasions call for even bigger cards
Our Large card (205 x 290 mm) is £6.99 and has room for a proper message. Every size comes with the song.
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Martian Cow makes personalised greeting cards for every occasion: birthday cards, anniversary cards, thank you cards and more. Add their name to the front, write your message inside, and we print and post it in the UK. Order by 9pm for next day delivery with Royal Mail Tracked 24. Unlike any other card shop, every card includes a short personalised song, written and recorded from three things you tell us about them.